Welcome to the home of the "Nonversation"
Inspired by countless hours of tediosity spent in the presence of Bobby Knight, these discussions, arguments, heated debates - whatever you want to call them - can in no way be classified as real conversations. Hence, the name. A nonversation has no direction; it is pointless exercise, a complete waste of everyone's time, and yet so infuriatingly addictive that it can continue until you are a frustrated, exhausted, and quite possibly, insane shell of your former self. Thankfully, nonversations are no normal occurrence. This is what is so peculiar about the nonversation - it seems to be entirely a product of spending too much time with a single man. This man, Bobby Knight, is the unknowing inventor of one of the most bizarre phenomenon of the 21st century. Living with this man you will not only hear and see but actually engage in nonversations on a regular basis. We have the next best thing. We are going to expose the nonversation to the world. Is the world ready? There is only one way to find out. Without further ado, I present you with a series of nonversations.
Written Saturday, February 25, 2006 by Crispus Attikus. 
